Roger on the Left, sketch on the right

There were two sisters both called Unknown, and they took names upon marrying. The first Unknown sister married Mr. Tight Grip, and she became known as Madame Terror. And when the second Unknown sister married Mr. Let It Go, she went by Ms. Wonder.

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Oh hey! Did you hear that YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook are merging?
Yeah!
Now it's going to be called You Twit Face!
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